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— Sitting-in-a-Sofa Godzilla's roar |
Sitting-in-a-sofa Godzilla is an original kaiju created by xX_M3M3_53NP41_Xx_96. It isn't uncreative in any way and a lot of effort was put into making it.
Stats[]
It's just Godzilla with a sofa.
History[]
One day, a sofa was sitting inside of a gray void universe. The literal only thing that existed in this universe, designated Universe -666 (+5 points for Satanic reference with no context or meaning), was a sofa. One day, the sofa spontaneously combusted into a parallel universe with an unknown designation. In this universe, Godzilla was about to be killed by Keizer Ghidorah. However, the sofa spontaneously appeared under Godzilla's butt, healing him and letting Godzilla kill Keizer Ghidorah. After he won, Godzilla sat back down to rest again. However, the sofa teleported back into Universe -666, trapping Godzilla forever. Godzilla spent his time in this universe reflecting, recreating My Little Pony episodes so he can learn what friendship means, and reading Shakespeare literature but changing 1 letter each time.
Abilities[]
- Sitting-in-a-chair Godzilla has infinite energy because why not? He also has all the exact same abilities as Godzilla because he's the exact same character.
- Form change: Sitting-in-a-sofa Godzilla can change into another form called Sitting-in-a-Chair Godzilla (シッチング・イン・ア・チェアー・ゴジラ). The form is exactly the same in literally every way except the sofa is folded up into being just 1 chair. Isn't that HILARIOUS??
Trivia[]
- Sitting-in-a-sofa Godzilla is a parody of both unoriginal recolors and parody monsters because this monster took no effort to make (actually took about 13 minutes to make). Also I threw in Satanism and Tumblr genders in there for no reason other than claim this being deeper than it actually is. And also FNAF and MLP because I have hateboners for those shows and it's appropriate for me to shovel them in here for zero reason. But if you think these decisions are dumb, you need to respect humor. IT'S SATIRE!!
- Sitting-in-a-Chair Godzilla's artwork was made by Titanollante in Maya.
- Sitting-in-a-sofa Godzilla has a kefka roar because I copy pasted the template and didn't bother to change it because it was that easy to make this page.