King Farquadorah is an evil doushebag and the mortal enemy of Shrekzilla.
Appearance[]
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History[]
King Farquadorah is the, ruthless ruler of Dickwad. He has commented on in his capital city Dickwad's towering height on multiple occasions, Farquadorah may be compensating for something.
In his pursuit of perfection, Farquadorah attempts to rid his Kingdom of Fairy Tale Kaiju, offering a bounty for their capture and then exiling imprisoned creatures to Shrekzilla's swamp. However, although he refers to himself as such, Farquaforah can technically not become king until he marries a princess, because this is a fairy tale universe after all. He decides that Princess Fionajirin would be his perfect wife and queen, but she first must be rescued from her tower which is guarded by a gigantic fire-breathing dragon.
Unwilling to perform the rescue himself because he's a wuss, Farquadorh decides to holds a tournament to pick who will rescue Princess Fionajirin. Shrekzilla and Donkanguirus arrive at Dickwad during the middle of the tournament, as Shrekzilla wishes to have the Fairy Tail Kaiju removed from his swamp . They defeat the knights, so Farquadorah decides to send Shrekzilla on the quest. Farquadorah agrees to move the Fairy Tale Kaiju out of Shrekzilla's swamp and grant the deed to the swamp, even though Shrekzilla should technically own the deed but whatever, to prevent any future squatters if Shrekzilla rescues Fionajirin. Shrekzilla delivers Fionajirin to Farquadorah who immediately proposes, unaware that she becomes an Orgezillin at sunset. Shrekzilla later disrupts the marriage ceremony, delaying a four-way kiss between Farquadorah and Fionajirin until after sunset.
Fionajirin makes the transition from human to Ogrezillin form. After doing so he decides to lock her back in the tower she was retrieved from and do exactly what he did before and claim power anyway, thus making the whole thing pointless. He also sentences Shrekzilla to death because why not. Before Farquadorah finishes his claim of becoming the new King, even though he pretty much ruled Dickwad anyway, the dragon who had guarded Fionajirin, and who developed a crush on Donkanguirus while Fionajirin was being rescued from her castle, crashes through the window in response to a beckoning whistle from Shrekzilla. She then devours Farquadorah and burps out his crown. Farquadorah was apparently not well-liked in Dickwad, as when he is eaten, the citizens laugh and cheer. Those people are seriously messed up.
Abilities[]
- Gravity Beams
- Sword
- LIES
Trivia[]
- King Farquadorah is an obvious parody of King Ghidorah and Farquad.
- He also serves to expand the Shrekzilla cast
- The reason Farquadorah kills Shrekzilla is because to the nature of Shrekzilla's previous appearances, he could not be redeemed in any way.