
King Dong is King Kong's perverted cousin.
Appearance[]
King Dong's original design like a badly photoshopped picture of King Kong and the Expand Dong meme. His new design looks slightly better
History[]
Life on Skull Island[]
King Dong used to live on Skull Island. This was until King Kong brought this hot chick home. King Dong managed to find her while she was alone. All that is known to have happened after that is that King Dong expanded his Dong. The woman was never seen again. King Dong was then banished from Skull Island
King Dong vs Godzilla[]
While wandering around the world, King Dong encountered Godzilla. The two got into a fight. When it seemed like Godzilla would be victorious, King Dong used his ultimate move.
He said two words: "Expand Dong". His Dong expanded. After that, Godzilla went back into the ocean saying nothing but "Nope. Nope nope nope nope. Nope nope nope."
King Dong is still out there for some reason. Because no one has killed him yet. So yeah. You should be afraid. Very afraid. King Dong later met up with Shrekzilla and Trollzilla, and the three meme Kaiju joined forces. You should be even more afraid.
Council of Creators series[]
Main Article: Council of Creators Episode 4, Council of Creators Episode 5, Council of Creators Episode 6
Abilities[]
- Same as King Kong
- Expand Dong
Trivia[]
- Obviously, King Dong is based on a meme
- He is the second wrongest Kaiju on the wiki, after Shrekzilla
King Dong (FULL LENGTH/ready for battle)
- Yes, "Expand Dong" counts as an ability
- The word "Dong" is said 25 times on this page.
- Due to a recent tweet by the director of Godzilla vs Kong, Adam Winger, as joked by BRK King Dong may become "official" as the director stated that it might be time to show Kong's dick. Yes really.
- This character canonically starred in the 80's King Kong porn parody of the same name. Because.