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Homegrown Watermelone is a dumb kaiju (is this even a kaiju?)
Appearance[]
H.G Watermelone is a round watermelon with wings and a halo.
History[]
After partying at the factory, PC Router made a tiny farm on Island Turtle's shell. when he was picking up some poop from Island Turtle butt to use as fertilizer, a paper flew on to his face, the paper says "Watermelon contest next week. Winner get life time supply of Taco Bell." PC Router instantly went home and start growing the perfect watermelon. A week past and the watermelon is ready and PC Router name it H.G. Watermelone. PC Router brought his perfect watermelon to the contest and won 10th place. When the judge was about to give the trophy to the 1st place winner, a very bright light appeared from H.G. Watermelone, it then started to sprout a pair of wings and a halo. The audience were surprised, the judge was impressed, and PC Router was happy. But, when the judge was about to give H.G. Watermelone the trophy, the former 1st place winner pulled out a shotgun and shoot H.G. Watermelone, but, H.G. Watermelone was still alive and blew him up. When PC Router went home, H.G. Watermelone made a new home in Canada for PC Router to live in. To this day noone know where he is, but legend says that he is in space watching over humanity.
Abilities[]
- Flight - H.G. Watermelone can fly.
- Telekinesis - H.G. Watermelone can also use telekinesis to pick up anything with his minds.
- Telepathy - He can also read mind and sometime help people that are stressed.
- Elemental Power - He is a master in air bending, water bending, rock bending, fire bending, lightning bending, metal bending, and ice bending.
- Teleportation - He can go anywhere in the universe, even other universe, and he can also teleport other people, animals, buildings, planets, etc.
- Super Speed - He is 299.792.458x faster than light.
- Super Strength & Durability - He is also strong enough to withstand the power of 1 nonillion sun exploding at the same time and the only way to kill him is by erasing him from he universe.
- Size Alteration - He can change the size of anything he wants, he can make himself bigger than the earth or make the earth tinier than he is.
- Creation & Erasion - H.G. Watermelone can create and erase anything in the universe.
- Time Travel - H.G. Watermelone can also travel through time.
- Mind Control - He can control minds.
- Weight Alteration - Just like his size alteration power, H.G. Watermelone can also change the weight of anyone/anything he wants.