Appearance[]
Dolan Trumpamelon is a watermelon with stick arms, stick legs, a red tie and Trump hair.
History[]
Born in a watermelon farm, Dolan Trumpamelon somehow attained sentience, and after observing life in America for a time, decided he could make it better, and ran for President.
After receiving a small loan of a million dollars to start out, Dolan became campaigning, inspired by Donald Trump's insanity, he hoped mimicking him would draw attention to himself and insure he got votes. This eventually succeeded, and Dolan was elected President of the United States.
Overjoyed with his victory, Dolan accidentally gloated in his predecessor, Pterobama's face, somewhat annoying the dinosaur.
With his new position, Dolan had one plan: Construct a great Great Wall! Not just around Mexico or something, but around the entire country to defend from possible attack. Currently, no one has taken the chance to show him Pacific Rim, and it seems the idea might actually pass.
Abilities[]
- Wall: He will build a great great wall!
Trivia[]
- His hair is blonde.
- His tie is red.
- His arms are black
- His legs are black
- He has 2 legs
- He has 2 arms
- He has one right leg.
- He has one left leg.
- He has one right arm.
- He has one left arm.
- He's green.
- He's a watermelon.
- This is Cdr. Mosu let me rework the page. I purposefully made this guy a better candidate than the real Trump (though practically every Trump parody, in or out of this wiki, is a little better than the real thing) but still kinda dumb.
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