Cookie Kaiju

The Cookie Kaiju is the natural predator of the Cookies and a ravenous beast of destruction.

The Cookie Kaiju
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Intelligence	Dumb
Status	Hungry
Gender	Male
Species	Unknown
Eye Color	black
Date of Birth	When Seasme Street aired
Place of Birth	where the muppets were made
Nicknames	The Cookie Devourer, The Endless Hunger, Death the Destroyer of your snack cabinet,Cookiezilla (what I will call him when I'm being lazy)
Allies	Kermit The Kaiju?
Enemies	Cookies
Designs	ShodaiCookiemonster
Roar	insert a clip of Cookie Monster here
Universe	Universe 986
Height	50 meters

Appearance

The Cookie Kaiju, as one would expect, looks like a weird fusion of the Cookie Monster and Godzilla.

History

The Cookie Monster was a Kaiju that first appeared in the "Age of Muppets" of Kaiju events. He was a ravenous Kaiju that ate all in sight. Eventually however, some dickish humans lured the Cookie Kaiju away with, well, cookies. This lead to him gaining a taste for the snack food, and soon began to feed on the unsuspecting Yokai known as the Cookies. This continued for years with the Cookie Kaiju appearing and attacking their cookie town, devouring everything in site. Eventually however, the Cookies mounted a counter-assault and finally decided to fight back against the Cookie Kaiju. After forming a cute little army, the Cookies attacked, hurting the Cookie Kaiju a bit but he soon destroyed and ate their forces. The Cookies then joined their powers and fired the Cookie Beam at Cookiezilla, weakening the great Cookie Devourer. This was probably the greatest victory they had ever had over their foe, which is kind of sad. Cookiezilla was about to retaliate when Kermit The Kaiju appeared and calmed down his friend, causing the Cookies to rejoice.

The Cookie Kaiju was never seen again after leaving with Kermit. The police never found the body, all they found was teeth.

Abilities

• Beam. Like Godzilla, the Cookie kaiju can fire a blue beam from his mouth.
• Hunger Void. Channeling the powers of his insatiable hunger, the Cookie Kaiju can turn his mouth into a black hole like vortex that sucks in everything in sight.
• Enhanced Senses. The Cookie Kaiju has adapted to be able to sniff out and hone in on potential sources of food, especially Cookies.
• Indestructible Teeth (?). As the only part of the Cookie Kaiju's body that ever found after his disappearance were teeth, it is possible that they are indestructible.
• Adept Swimmer. Being a Kaiju and all, the Cookie Kaiju is a fairly good swimmer.
• Rock Throw. The Cookie Kaiju is very skilled at tossing rocks, rivaling even Godzilla, Red King, or Ebirah.

Trivia

• As if it wasn't obvious, this kaiju is a parody of the Cookie Monster.
• So yeah, the cookies have their own Godzilla to deal with. That's a thing
• Yes reader, the last sentence of the history section is a very dark turn. I'm glad you noticed.
• The last line of his history is a reference to Kermit Sings. This will be further elaborated on when I made Kermit's page.