User blog:KingOfKretaceous/Kaiju Reviews 10: Godzilla NES Creepypasta (Part 1 and 2)

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Howdy fellow FMKers. SO! I wanted to do something special for the first double-digit episode, and I decided with fellow friends to review the Godzilla NES Creepypasta. Now, this thing is fucking long; longer than the universe has been around, so I'm gonna divide this into 4 reviews, each one reviewing two parts. I'm gonna summarize the parts with the creator's (CosbyDaf) art sprinkled throughout, give my thoughts at the end of each part and etc. Anyways, let's get right into it.

Part 1: Earth and Mars
Our protagonist is named Zachary, or Zach for short, and has loved video games, specifically NES games, and Godzilla since he was a child. So Godzilla: Monster of Monsters, a game he got on his tenth birthday, was a god(zilla)send to someone like him. He describes the original game briefly, and I think we all know how that game is. He admits that the game was very repetitive and overall mediocre, but also says that when he was that age he didn't give a shit since it was NES Godzilla, and he easily got addicted to it. He traded it for Amagon a year after he got it, which he really regretti spaghetti'd.

A while later, he had purchased a new NES system, and received a copy of the game from his friend Billy, who also sent Legend of Zelda, Bomberman and cursed game #52. He dives right in and is immediately excited to play his favorite game once more, although the repetitiveness of smashing rocks and planes wears him down. He fights his first boss; Gezora, the kaiju that was never actually in a Godzilla movie(excluding some stock footage in Final Wars). Gezora does his infamous tentacle smack, where he gets you stuck in a corner while he bashes you with a non-damaging but stalling attack. So, of course, Gezora does this, although instead of causing Godzilla to explode into hyperrealistic blood and flesh, it only overrides the 40 second timer and causes red blocks to appear across the screen.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/creepypasta/images/2/29/Gezoraglitch-1.png/revision/latest?cb=20130411221350

This is probably one of the best components of the pasta, as instead of immediately diving into the deep end of extreme gore, it elects to hint that something is wrong with the game, but not super duper evilness oh no!!!! Anyways, instead of screeching that the Illuminati is stealing his soul and limbs, Zach just takes out the game and blows on it, restarting and beating Gezora and Moguera without issue. Upon proceeding to Mars, he notices that something else is wrong...

...and it's just a monster that shouldn't be there, that being Titanosaurus.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/creepypasta/images/5/5b/Titanosaurusboard-1.png/revision/latest?cb=20130411221442

Again, props for not making the board blood and flesh and disgusting stuff. Assuming Titanosaurus is a leftover prototype of the cartridge, Zach is excited to fight the new monster, and speedruns the game to try and fight the extra monster. When he fights Gezora, he manages to win without being smacked by the squid boi. However, when he died, his eyes but in red start spawning across the screen. Although the graphical glitches thus far are only red, it's not blood stains or anything so whatever. They also look like actual glitches that could happen to your game.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/creepypasta/images/e/e0/Gezoradeath-1.png/revision/latest?cb=20130411221409