Bootleg Jeff-saurus

Bootleg Jeff-saurus is a bootleg of Jeff-saurus and is ugly beautiful.

Appearance
His appearance can not be described using words.

History
One day, Bootleg Jeff-saurus wanted to glow like the real Jeff-saurus, but WASN'T ABLE TO BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING BOOTLEG!! Bootleg Jeff-saurus then went to his toilet to poop, but WASN'T ABLE TO BECAUSE IT'S A SHITTY BOOTLEG, HE'S TOO STUPID TO EVEN $HIT!!! Since Bootleg Jeff-saurus is a copy of the real Jeff-saurus, HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO JEFF-SAURUS IS BECAUSE HIS IQ IS BELOW AN AVERAGE FLY!!

Abilities

 *  Glow: We all know that the real Jeff-saurus can glow, but this one, this one is too stupid to even glow.
 * Face: Gives diabetes and cancer, thus bonus plague.

Trivia

 * Just by looking at this image, you will get both cancer and diabetes and thus bonus plague.
 * It's scientifically proven that this image caused the Black Death.