The Misadventures of Kevin the Head: Episode 1

The Left Head is a fan fiction episode made by JohnGojira is the first episode of the comedy series, The Misadventures of Kevin the Head. This is meant to be the intro episode, and is fairly short, because these are not meant to be overly long.

Storyline
Alright, let’s just get this on track. I’m Kevin. Wait, just give me a second. It’s hard getting the camera set up.

Camera shakes, shows Ichi, the middle head, and Ni, the Head on the right, before it is adjusted to show the head on the left Alright, perfect. I’m Kevin. The heads you saw just now were my older brothers, Ichi and Ni. Ichi is the one in the middle, the kinda leader position thing. Ni, I guess you could say he’s Ichi’s right hand man.

Me, I’m the left head. Kind of a hard position when you’ve got two heads beside you that are the badassses, and you’re left as the derpy one. My siblings, they’re always like, “We need to kill Godzilla and take over the world!” I’m just like, “What about some Starbucks. I’m in mood, anyone else?” They don’t even reply, with the exception of a sharp glare from Ichi.

But what really sucks about being left head is that EVERYONE knows it. When I’m curious about something and I sniff the ground with my tongue, Ichi hisses at me, and he yanks my horns roughly to get my attention. And when I said everyone, I meant everyone. Especially Godzilla. I remember all to well how he ripped me off instead of say, Ichi or Ni. He got me because he knew I’m the derpy.

Guess that brings us to now. I’ve got a whole series for all the stuff that happen’s in my life. So, I guess, do whatever get’s you ready, because you will not be able to handle the deep ahead without preparation...

Trivia

 * There are obviously references to events in Godzilla: King of the Monsters.