User:KingOfKretaceous/Sandbox/epic battle

= This isn't a parody, kiddies. This is serious. This is real. This is war.=

Godzilla vs. Godzilla is the first part of KingOfKretaceous' 109-part crossover, featuring RdcTohoKingdom's Godzilla (Universe 1000000000) and the Godzilla from his crackfic timeline.

Plot
Godzilla roamed his domain; Earth. The last bastion of resistance against his reign had been destroyed a few days ago, and a few months ago he destroyed a weird portal noodle monster. He was looking for any humans that had perhaps survived his purge; he had seen some return from space after 20,000 years, and maybe he hadn't killed them all. If so, they would still be practicing the demonic, brainwashing technique known as education. The mere thought of education made Godzilla shiver.

He continued his search until a loud noise came from behind him. It sounded somewhat like a plane taking off; a noise he hadn't heard in a while, as the humans got some dumb looking ships and suits in the 2020s. He looked behind him and saw a portal, somewhat like the ones the noodles had come out of. Was it back? Did he have to deal with that guy again? Dammit, he thought. That thing was a pain in the ass to deal with, because it warped his beam around itself. But instead of a noodle, another Godzilla stepped out of the portal.

In Universe 1000000000, Godzilla paced Monster Island. He hadn't fought anyone in a long time, and was eager for a tussle. He had heard rumors of another Godzilla; one as powerful, if not stronger, than himself. He didn't know which universe it lived in, but he was OP enough to guess the right universe without even considering it as a candidate.

So that's what he did, making a portal out of literally nothing and entering it.

Godzilla looked at his opponent. It somewhat resembled him, but had a different build. He growled, knowing that he could expunge this imposter without struggle. He charged a powerful atomic breath, and unleashed it upon the other Godzilla, then turning away, aware that he had annihilated the doppelganger.

Until the smoke cleared. It was still there, and didn't even look harmed. The other Godzilla unleashed his own atomic breath at the oblivious Godzilla. Normally, Godzilla's shield would protect him from harm, but the other Godzilla fired at a time that matched up perfectly with the 1/1000th second that it went down. It slammed into Godzilla's back as he roared out in pain. The shield was now deactivated as Godzilla turned back, enraged. This Godzilla wouldn't be like the other monsters; this one could pose a real threat to his survival.