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Warning: Some Jokes are explicit

 * 1) In Godzilla vs Monster Zero, the main characters were flown back to Earth by the aliens from Planet X. When they left Godzilla and Rodan behind, Godzilla was probably thinking," It's because I'm black, isn't it!"
 * 2) In Kong: Skull Island, when Kong ripped the Mire Squid's tentacles off and ate them, he was probably thinking," Ooh, nice calamaris."
 * 3) In Godzilla 2000, when Orga is devouring Godzilla, and Godzilla starts charging up his atomic fire breath, Orga's probably thinking,"Woah, this is spicy." Then, when Godzilla's blast IMG atomic fire breath, Otha's like," Someone get the milk!"

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