User:SuperNerd295/Sandbox/hotw

Hi I'm bored and jealous of Kaiju Reviews so I'm stealing an idea and making this.

I mean...

Hi welcome to History of the wiki, my own little series where I sum up important events (or just random onesI felt like writing about) in hopefully comedic fashion. Today we are reviewing the King Kaiju comment section.

Like, dear lord this comment section is cringey.

So, background information about King Kaiju.

"King Kaiju is a kaiju created by BreakoutLizzy"

And no that wasn't me making things up for shits and giggles that's literally the opening sentence of the page.

So basically King Kaiju is shrouded in mystery, has "god" powers ("the most powerful punches in, well, everywhere!"), and has an appearance so half assed it makes me want to vomit.

That's all you need to know.

12 Days Ago
It all began with Lizzy saying "Behold,god.". And yes it was actually typed like that. Scoobs replied by showing him/her/it/airplane/helicopter with the link leading to Salt Snails page, obviously with joking intent because it's... Salt Snail... yeah. Koopa replied more seriously linking G-Rex and Aetherium. Obviously not paying attenition, Lizzy said that Salt Snail has no abillities and the "he could just break the sword.". Koopa kind of stole my thunder 12 days ago and said that you can't snap a galaxy in half because it's a galaxy. There is sorta like, lightyears of space inbetween Aetheriums body which makes it like, really difficult to snap him in half... Lizzy doesn't know anything about space. Koopa then goes onto explain that G-rex can weild Aetherium and slice up other universes like the Freddy Kreuger on crack. Scoobs just says the same thing and tells Lizzy that Salt Snail can never die because we have set all of our faith in him. He then mentions Salt Turtle and states that no one cares about him. Oof. I link Upper Being, both Jefferey's and Oh Pi's, Verri Opee, Birth and T-Rex whilst also mentioning Skeleturtle. Then I follow up with Satanturtle. No one seemed to care.

"king kaiju is beyond all of these combined"

"he can destroy any Galaxy,or anything that lives"

ouch, that was some pretty bad cringe. Scoobs begins to explain how most kaiju I listed witnessed the birth and destruction of their universes multiple times. Then says