Bill the Cat

Bill the Cat is a cat with a jet-pack created by the god of retardity, MosuFan2004.

Appearence
Bill the Cat is a light brown-white cat and has yellow eyes. Also has a jet-pack on his back and always holds a sausage.

History
A Russian scientist was doing experiments on a cat. The lab started glowing. The scientist said "It's alive! It's alive! IT'S ALIVEEE-" "The f*** wrong with you?" Bill the Cat said. He Opened the door and left the lab. The scientist's face was "o.o" for 3 hours, his helpers later called the ambulance.

Abilities

 * Flight: Bill can fly using his jet-pack.
 * Lasers: Bill can shoot red lasers from his sousage.
 * Inteligence: Bill mind killed Einstein.

Trivia

 * MosuFan2004 asked for ideas on Wikizilla chat. Scoobydooman90001 said "1. bolonga, 2. cat, 3. jet-pack", so MosuFan made Bill the Cat.