King Dong

King Dong is King Kong's perverted cousin.

Appearance
He looks like a badly photoshopped picture of King Kong and the Expand Dong meme.

Life on Skull Island
King Dong used to live on Skull Island. This was until King Kong brought this hot chick home. King Dong managed to find her while she was alone. All that is known to have happened after that is that King Dong expanded his Dong. The woman was never seen again. King Dong was then banished from Skull Island

King Dong vs Godzilla
While wandering around the world, King Dong encountered Godzilla. The two got into a fight. When it seemed like Godzilla would be victorious, King Dong used his ultimate move.

He said two words: "Expand Dong". His Dong expanded. After that, Godzilla went back into the ocean saying nothing but "Nope. Nope nope nope nope. Nope nope nope."

King Dong is still out there for some reason. Because no one has killed him yet. So yeah. You should be afraid. Very afraid. King Dong later met up with Shrekzilla and Trollzilla, and the three meme Kaiju joined forces. You should be even more afraid.

Abilities

 * Same as King Kong
 * Expand Dong

Trivia

 * Obviously, King Dong is based on a meme
 * He is the second wrongest Kaiju on the wiki, after Shrekzilla
 * Yes, "Expand Dong" counts as an ability
 * The word "Dong" is said 22 times on this page.